I’m back after a lengthy couple weeks of not sleeping or having internet in my proximity. I did have to add a little something on the day that the Mariners had Don “Wak it Out” today. This is a little ditty that I wrote a couple months back, and while a couple of the names dropped are now wearing other jerseys, a Mariner fan will understand where I’m coming from with this.
It’s to the tune of Lady Gaga’s Telephone (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxGZqVSZyUw in case you need to hear it). We were attempting to turn it into a video, but schedules got in the way. So enjoy….
BACK IN THE DOME
My Oh My is Why Oh Why
Cuz we can’t hit a thing
It is tough when your main power
Threat is Mike Sweeney
E-E-Even with dom-in-ant
Pitching we are done by May
Now were waiting to see what
We’ll get for Cliff Lee
G-get for Cliff Lee
G-get for Cliff Lee
Now were waiting to see what we’ll get for Cliff Lee
Get to second on the first out of a double play
Cuz we’re missing the big bat like Vlad or Jason Bay
It’s the biggest waste of great pitching
You’ll ever see
And now were waiting to see what we’ll get for Cliff Lee
Fans cryin, fans cryin
Why can’t we hit anymore?
Our starting pitching E-R-A is under 4
Fans cryin, fans cryin
No one wants to go anymore!
Our starting pitching E-R-A is under 4
M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M’s
Stop striking out o please
M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M’s
Not happy
M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M’s
Stop striking out o please
M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M’s
Load the bases all you want
No one will touch home
Wish they’d hit like they did back in the Dome
The team Seattle loves
But watchin them is tough
Wish they’d hit like they did back in the Dome
Load the bases all you want
No one will touch home
Wish they’d hit like they did back in the Dome
The team Seattle loves
But watchin them is tough
Wish they’d hit like they did back in the Dome
Beyonce:
Ugh the way they hit away and home
Those Doubles they can’t master
Triples they can’t master
Scoring they can’t master
It makes me miss Edgar and Bone
Cuz this is a disaster!
Hearin other teams hecklers
Our offense can’t answer
It’s not that we wanna boo
But so many goose-eggs…
And we are sick and tired
Of our team l-losing
Beyonce:
It really looks like
Our hitters are lacking patience
Tonight the ump will call no balls
Cuz they’ll be swingin
Cuz they’ll be swingin
Cuz they’ll be swingin
Tonight the ump will call no balls, cuz they’ll be swingin!
Fans cryin, fans cryin
Why can’t we hit anymore?
Our starting pitching E-R-A is under 4
Fans cryin, fans cryin
No one wants to go anymore!
Our starting pitching E-R-A is under 4
Fans cryin, fans cryin
Why can’t we hit anymore?
Our starting pitching E-R-A is under 4
Fans cryin, fans cryin
No one wants to go anymore!
Our starting pitching E-R-A is under 4
M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M’s
Stop striking out o please
M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M’s
Not happy
M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M’s
Stop striking out o please
M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M’s
Load the bases all you want
No one will touch home
Wish they’d hit like they did back in the Dome
The team Seattle loves
But watchin them is tough
Wish they’d hit like they did back in the Dome
Load the bases all you want
No one will touch home
Wish they’d hit like they did back in the Dome
The team Seattle loves
But watchin them is tough
Wish they’d hit like they did back in the Dome
Back in the Dome
B-b-back in the Dome
The team Seattle loves
But watchin them is tough
Wish they’d hit like they did in the Dome
Back In the Dome
B-b-back the Dome
The team Seattle loves
But watchin them is tough
Wish they’d hit like they did in the Dome
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