So I realize it’s been so long since I’ve posted that the 49ers have gone from the chic pick to yelling at interviewers. (how long is Singltary going to last past this year?) I figured I should show that I actually still have a pause and keep my fan happy (holla James!) There is promise of fun stuff to come as I am currently focused on three projects that have taken up my attention (one of which is color commentating the Beamer vs Auburn Riverside football game Saturday, which will be on Comcast on Demand next week) , not to mention I live in one of five places in America that doesn’t have internet access. But excuses are for coffee moguls and Tiger Woods, so I’ll at least give you lyrics I wrote in college for one of Central’s Tailgate Shows. The Wildcats were playing the Humbolt State Lumberjacks that day, and, inspired by Pat Cashman, I took to writing parodies for the shows. To the tune of Lil’ Wayne’s Lollipop, I give you Lumberjack…
HSU can’t win
Cuz we’ve got a better passer
Yeah we gotta betta passer
Than the
L-L-L-L-L-L-L-Lumberjacks!
We playin the
L-L-L-L-L-L-L-Lumberjacks!
Again the
L-L-L-L-L-L-L-Lumberjacks!
Yeah the
L-L-L-L-L-L-L-Lumberjacks!
Chorus x2
Central wants to run
Morris gonna bust
Central’s in the gun
Reilly’s gonna pass
To Johnny in the flat
Our defense got some swag on the line
Our safety got his hair
Down his back, he lays the pine
A pick or a sack
You know Jerome will shine
Man You aint never
seen a backer like Wood
Teams would like to
Block him if they could
This linebacker has me lost for words
Gobbles up QBs and
Says BURP BURP
Make the o line jump
Like Jerp Jerp
The referee’ll call it
On the
L-L-L-L-L-L-L-Lumberjacks!
A penalty On the
L-L-L-L-L-L-L-Lumberjacks!
That right! On the
L-L-L-L-L-L-L-Lumberjacks!
One more time On the
L-L-L-L-L-L-L-Lumberjacks!
Chorus x2
Central wants to run
Morris gonna bust
Central’s in the gun
Reilly’s gonna pass
To Johnny in the flat
OOOOOOOOO
Okay
After you back em up
Then POP
Drop em Central
Drop em like it’s hot
Drop em like it’s hot
Do it Central
You rock
Central knows those Lum
berjacks can’t hit
Central knows those Lum
berjacks will miss
Central knows those Lum
berjacks ain’t poo OR Lumberjacks ain’t legit
The Wildcats’ll hit em hit em
And they won’t miss
Garrett won’t miss
Be sure of that
It will be fun
No need for a come back
Under the Eburg sun
Reilly’ll hit Rohrbach
TD pass to Rohrback
And I like that
Chorus
Central wants to run
Morris gonna bust
Central’s in the gun
Reilly’s gonna pass
To Johnny in the flat
C-Woo’s better than the
L-L-L-L-L-L-L-Lumberjacks!
Way better than the
L-L-L-L-L-L-L-Lumberjacks!
Mounds better than the
L-L-L-L-L-L-L-Lumberjacks!
Cuz we gotta better passer
Than the Lumberjacks
Chorus
Central wants to run
Morris gonna bust
Central’s in the gun
Reilly’s gonna pass
To Johnny in the flat
Ry-LEE
Gonna throw it deep for ya
John-EEE
Gonna make the big catch for ya
Bud-DEE
Cause a fumble for ya
Court-NEEE
Block a punt for ya
Hast-EEE
He’ll break it loose for ya
Own-EEE
Frosh’ll getta sack for ya
Anthon-EEE
Backer’ll make a tackle for ya
Ry-EEE
Will win some games for ya
Chorus x2
Central wants to run
Morris gonna bust
Central’s in the gun
Reilly’s gonna pass
To Johnny in the flat
Once we get on top
Their chances are shot
Wins got em
Unlike Hillary Rodham
Tacklers we’ll shed
Once we get ahead
Once we get ahead
Once we get ahead
I said a boom boom
I like that
I said a boom boom
I like that
I said a boom boom
I like that
Boom boom
John-EEE
Gonna make the big catch for ya
Court-NEEE
Block a punt for ya
John-EEE
Gonna make the big catch for ya
John-EEE
Gonna make the big catch for ya
Unlike the
L-L-L-L-L-L-L-Lumberjacks!
We’ll beat the
L-L-L-L-L-L-L-Lumberjacks!
No chance have the
L-L-L-L-L-L-L-Lumberjacks!
30-3 Centrals the master
Cuz we got a better passer
Picks for the weekend…
Nebraska over UW 31-24. I desperately want to call the upset, but the O-Line inexperience and the D-Line lack of pressure scares me for the Dawgs. The wild card is if UW can get Polk going as the Huskers have had trouble stopping the run this year against two lesser opponents.
Central blowing out Dixie 35-7. In a rematch from two weeks ago CWU should take care of business at home. They upended Dixie State 24-14 in Utah on the fourth and having the game at Tomlinson should help boost that score. Though take at least 14 points off my score if the recievers continue to catch passes like the 2004 Seahawks as they did last week against Eastern Washington, a game they really should have won. This blogger counted at least 5 drops in that game. (I define “drops” as “the ball hit the reciever in both his hands AND the numbers)
Hawks buck Broncos 14-10. No easy task a mile in the air, but I have to say I’m drinking the Blue Drank Pete Carroll is serving. With Denver being inconsistant and with our D-Line actually raising a little bit of hell last week we might have something here. Of course a close game will require us to try and run the clock out at the end of the game, which could lead to disaster since they run about as well as a Sloth wearing Timbalands, but for some reason I have a little faith.
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