Week 16
Carolina @ Pittsburgh (Thursday Night)
Likely no Troy Polamalu in this game. The black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow could win this game with Justin Bieber at safety. This team clinched a playoff berth on a loss last week for crying out loud. Some teams have all the luck.
Stealers (I’m a Hawk fan, I’m spelling it right) win 24-7
Dallas @ Arizona
Merry Christmas? To who? Central fans get to see their Wildcat pro Mr. Jon Kitna lead “Americas Team” up and down the field against a defense that is 23rd against the pass and 30th against the run in the NFL. It will be interesting to see if Arizona fans will fill the UFO lookalike known as University of Phoenix Stadium.
Cowboys win closer than they should 17-7
Washington @ Jacksonville
Colts fans have to be ticked that Jack gets to host the third most dramatic team of the 2010 season. Jags fans are ticked that if the Colts win out, they win the division and the playoff spot. Such is life. Who will start and finish the game for the ‘Skins? Your guess is as good as mine. Rex Grossman looked better that he did in six years in Chicago and Coach Mike Shanahan still wants to get a look at John Beck before the season is over.
Jags put pressure on the Colts with a 28-10 win
Detroit @ Miami
Two teams who are setting up vacation plans in two weeks, but there could be some interesting things to watch. Will Stafford play? Will Henne be able to win his job back with a strong performance in the last two weeks of the season? Can Detroit get a road winning streak started? Will I ask other rhetorical question? Nope…
Detroit willllllllllll… NOT get it done as Miami wins 17-14
San Francisco @ St. Louis
Sad that this is still a big game as both of these teams will finish below .500, yet both of them, and our beloved Seahawks, still are in the playoff hunt. As if that wasn’t bad enough, one of these three pathetic football teams will be hosting their playoff game. Ugh. If St. Louis holds serve at home then we can at least eliminate a 49er team that began the year 0-5 and set up a winner take all in week 17 when the Rams travel to Qwest.
The 9ers will fall just short of backing up Jed York as the Rams win 14-10
Tennessee @ Kansas City
A tough draw for a Kansas City team that’s trying to wrap up the AFC West. The Titans just ended a six game losing streak with a win over Houston last week, but they are no easy team to beat. Chris Johnson has been down a bit this year averaging just over 84 yards a game, but he could go off at any moment. The Chiefs are 13th in the league at stopping the run, giving up 107 yards per game so that will be an interesting matchup to watch. Matt Cassel is also back and that seems to be the key to the Chief’s success. Look for him and Dwayne Bowe to have a good time playing catch against the 26th ranked pass defense in the NFL.
Chiefs hold off Chargers for at least one more week 28-14
New York Jets @ Chicago
One of the better games of the week as both teams still have playoffs and seeding to play for. If DA BEARS can win out they get a first round bye over the Eagles based on head-to-head win percentage. The Jets just need to win in order to cling to their 6th seed in the playoffs and regain some of the swagger they had at the beginning of the season. Against a lot of other defenses, I’d say the Jets could get their ground game going, not the Bears though soooooo…
The boys from Chicago I-L get it done in a close one 21-17
New England @ Buffalo
The Pats have been ON FIRE since the Browns woke them up in Week 9. Buffalo has been ON FIRE since beating the Browns in Week 14. Not quite the same. Were it an IQ test, Bills QB Ryan Fitzpatrick the Harvard grad would have a pretty good shot at beating Tom Brady.
Since that’s not the case, Pats 35-14
Baltimore @ Cleveland
In another season of discontent for the Browns, another bright spot has to be the emergence of Brady Quinn (remember him? Most Bronco fans don’t know who he is) trade throw in Peyton Hillis. The vaunted black bird D allowed Hillis to tote the rock for 144 yards in Week 3, which was more than the entire Baltimore backfield combined in that game. The ravens got the last laugh with the victory and now are playing for playoff seeding. The Browns are playing with a passionate 12th Man in this game as Cleveland fans hate this purple clad team more than any other team in the league.
I’m finally picking an upset, Browns 21-20 on a late Hillis TD run
Houston @ Denver
Gary Kubiak versus his old team. There is some thought that after this season is over, both of these teams will be his former team after another disappointing season for the starry eyed cows. Tim Tebow will likely make his second career start, and he’ll have a chance to flash his retooled arm against the 32nd ranked pass defense that somehow managed to play a Hail Mary correctly…. And STILL have it beat them! As long as Andre Johnson and Matt Schaub are able to breath in the Mile High air, Houston will be able to score too.
A team from Texas has to win a shootout 35-31
San Diego @ Cincinnati
St. Diego is playing for their playoff lives. Cin Sity (Get it?) is playing for their career lives. Those who show up to this game will likely see the last home game for Marvin Lewis and possibly Carson Palmer in the Black and Orange. With Vincent Jackson playing possibly his second to last game as a Charger, The Queen City Kittys don’t stand a chance.
28-7 Dirty Waffles (Sandy Eggo… ha ha hooo WOW!)
Indianapolis @ Oakland
The Colts won’t be resting anybody by choice this year, most of the receiving corps has gotten plenty of rest leading into the last part of the season. The Black Hole isn’t the relaxing trip it once was for teams as the Raiders actually toyed with a playoff run for a couple weeks in the middle of the season. As I mentioned above, the Colt’s can win the division by winning out, so we’ll get to see how Peyton Manning reacts to a couple big games that are taking place in December rather than January.
Colts hang on, barely 24-21 (The Raiders HATE Adam Vinatieri)
New York Giants @ Green Bay
Big Blue doesn’t want to see the color green ever again, let alone a week after DeSean Jackson flew past 11 special teamers and into NY/PHILA sports lore. And the name of the Packers leading rusher? Brandon JACKSON! As long as Aaron Rogers is under center (no offense to Matt Flynn, who may have earned a starting gig somewhere next year with how well he played in Foxborough last week) the Pack are riding a little higher than the G-Men.
28-24 Pack on a rushing TD from JACKSON
Seattle @ Tampa Bay
And we come to the last “competitor” in the NFC West. With the other two duking it out in STL, the Hawks have a chance to grab a “commanding” lead against a beaten up Bucs team that just didn’t have 16 games in them this year. The only thing in the Birds favor here is the game is not a 10 AM West Coast time kick off. Just about everything else is not in their favor. I only hope Matt Hasselbeck has a comeback game so that we send him out properly as fans when the blue and green return home to play for all the NFC West marbles in Week 17.
35-24 Bucs because Matt will have a good day, and the D will have a normal day for them
Minnesota @ Philadelphia
Joe Webb will get his first start. No, that OTHER guy will milk his shoulder, foot, concussion, etc injuries all week and then strap on his helmet (only to unstrap it between plays) for another start. Webb will be playing by the 3rd series, I guarantee that much. The Eagles meanwhile are trying to catch the Bears for the all important, and all Vick preserving, first round bye. Highlights from the “New Meadowlands Miracle” before the game will get the fans and the team amped. What do the deflated (pun intended) Vikes have to be amped for anymore?
The Iggles fly to the 31-3 victory
New Orleans @ Atlanta (MNF)
Now HERE’S a Monday Night Game! The Saints are all but a lock for the post season, but still have an outside shot at the division title as well which would secure a home playoff game. (Their “road” game will be to travel out west to play the NFC West “winner”) ATL grabbed the Week 3 matchup in an exciting overtime matchup. Yes, they needed a shanked field goal to wrap up the win, but most people reading this had no idea that’s how they got the W, so it’s no matter. Matty Ice has been money at home in his career, but…
The Saints exact revenge 30-28, just to make Week 17 interesting